Jillyism Quote: July 18th …

So my wife had just pulled an all-nighter and was trying to tell me why this project had been so hard.

“The problem is the company is so big, loads of people are involved in every decision and so the project goes all over the place. They’re like a frieght train and it’s so hard to steer”.

I looked at my wife and replied …

“But frieght trains are on tracks, you don’t have to do any steering”.

At least she had the good grace to laugh hysterically at her idiocy, but that could have been the tiredness.

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3 Responses to “Jillyism Quote: July 18th …”

  1. andy@cynic Says:

    this explains why they say women should be seen and not fucking heard. not because men are bastards but for womens own good.

    saying that i hope you told your fuckwit of a husband because trains are on fucking tracks it would be hard to steer so in fact hes talking out his arse and you can now start a site called robisms that can bring to everyones attention every twatty thing he says even though that would be a fulltime job for someone to report.

    actually dont say that jill because it would be a bollocks counter, i only said it to try and make you feel better because thats the kinda guy i am.

  2. Billy Whizz Says:

    See above. Exactly as above.

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