Explaining All

 

This is my beautiful, warm, caring and smart ‘other half’, Jill. She is a fantastic person who I love very much – however, when she is dropping off to sleep or just waking up - something weird happens to her and she becomes quite like Gareth from the TV Show, ‘The Office’. [In how she 'thinks', not how she 'looks' - thank God!]

 [Gareth from 'The Office']

So what am I going on about?

Well, if you have a look at the entries on this site, you’ll hopefully see what I mean – but if you are still confused, then I suggest you leave this site well alone in the future.

Oh and Jill … don’t be upset … like you said [when I told you I was doing this] it’s like a ‘fan club dedicted to you’. Ahem.

PS: If these Jillyism’s amuse you and haven’t actually watched ‘The Office’, then …

[1] Go out and buy the series immediately.

[2] Ask yourself what you’ve been doing for the last few years!